MFV BF494 'Pansy', an old Motor Fifie Conversion

Not sure who said that first - possibly someone who was just offered a cold cup of sick to drink

Most of what we originally took ownership of, has now been burned, taken to the recycling plant in Byker, given away as Easter presents or possibly fallen overboard during a bit of a freak storm a while back. The "Cathedral like beauty" of the space in the bow which contrasted cheekily with the interesting and vaguely usable interior has now been gazzumped by Pansy's bowels taking on a "Jonah" like vibe. It's like walking into the belly of an old wooden whale - I swear I heard a belch while we were in the wheelhouse

Me and the ships's cat had a bit of a prowl around today and did not hurt ourselves at all. I impaled my head on a spike, Smokey didn't sever any archeries (Couldn't get the lid back on the first aid box Skipper, sorry. You know how it is though, we opened it up, emptied the contents, didn't find what we needed, put everything back in and there was at least 4 X as much stuff needing to be squeezed back. We managed but I quipped to Snuggles that the next time you need the first aid box you'll pop the catches and the lid will spring open and have your eye out).

We have a new tool on board - Skippo reckons it's a table saw! He bought it at some clearance sale. I agree, he's been down to Shepperton Studios and brought back one of those machines they strap secret agents to, to saw them up the goolies with

Myself and Tigger were quite sober today so decided not to go anywhere near the rascal. We did put tape round the end of some wires to stop them causing explosions. I suggested we kept them in a bucket of water to negate the possibilty of electrocution or fire but we couldn't find any. Buckets that is - the last one's now a cowl for the burny burny thing Skippar, remember to remove before setting Satan's Stove alight!