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By charlie_thompson on Sep 18, 2008 | In Welcome, Background, wierditude | Send feedback »
OK - so now I know, there are brushes inside of starter motors and soneloids make sparks. It's a funny old world. I have finally committed totally to our lovely Pansy, no going back, went and bought what's known in working circles as a "Boiler Suit". I already had some wellies as my mam makes me put them on if there's any danger of me going round jumping in puddles. Also got some "Knee Pads" just in case we go through another Rattray head moment, they will allow me to pray properly without running the risk of getting a run in my BS (Boiler Suit). It's now covered in John Innes no.5 after removing 14 firkins of SOIL from the engine room. I know she's called Pansy but having an 'erbaceous border in the bilges smacks of silliness. We managed to wake Bob the milkman (he is a milkman, well he sells the stuff, he's not actually made of milk), who lives on the Yot next to us, at 5:00pm last Saturday with the sound of an air-hammer going off in the bilges of an old wooden boat. He must have thought - yup they've had enough and got up to watch the boat sink and observe us sprinting along the pontoon of life, laughing like Banshees (Eh!) and back to normality.
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